Kay lets start with Axes
(I will go with a disgaea-like descriptions AND are listed in order of weakest to strongest!)
Sledgehammer: A stiff, heavy hammer used for breaking concrete...and faces.
Dull Axe: A worn axe that is barely hanging onto the wooden handle
Steel Axe: Its brand new! Ready for hacking crap up too!
Warbattle Axe: It probably shouldn't be used like this, but what the hell!
Rock-Smasher Axe: It is what it is I guess!
-more to be added-