Plutonin (Round 2 Mafia)- GAME OVER (see post)

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Drag3ndz paused, "...I'm going to go ship something on eBay." With that, he left the scene very quietly. "Oh, and you're paying the bill."

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kiki sighed and cracked her neck, waiting for her hot chocolate to warm her cold hands on. even if she still had some dragon abilities, she was becoming more human every day, something which she abhored.

after finishing her warm thick drink (she chose to ignore the sludge at the bottom), she wandered around the town, bored out of her mind and in the dire need of hurting something.

a mini-dragon with angel wings popped onto her shoulder, adjusting the glowing ring floating above its head. "don't hurt anyone, kiki! don't forget, you changed now, right?"
another mini-dragon with a thinner, sleaker tail and black-red wings appeared onto her other shoulder.

"hey, we're still a dragon, no matter how you slice it! besides, aren't there general rules that say "don't commit crimes against your own kind?"
"what?! where'd you hear that?! that's a stupid idea! it doesn't matter what race you are, idiot."
"says the dragon who ate fifty pounds of steak last week."
"it was not fifty! and besides, animals are different!"
"ah, but you forgot: we are animals. so should we be treated differently?"
"that's not my point!"

kiki left her consciouses fighting, and wandered into a library. finally, one of the few places where humankind stored their knowledge, she thought as she flipped through the pages of the ever amusing graphic novel.

ooc: yes, the last part's supposed to contradict itself. no i don't care. sorry if this seemed too long tongue

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kiki.i wrote:: kiki sighed and cracked her neck, waiting for her hot chocolate to warm her cold hands on. even if she still had some dragon abilities, she was becoming more human every day, something which she abhored.

after finishing her warm thick drink (she chose to ignore the sludge at the bottom), she wandered around the town, bored out of her mind and in the dire need of hurting something.

a mini-dragon with angel wings popped onto her shoulder, adjusting the glowing ring floating above its head. "don't hurt anyone, kiki! don't forget, you changed now, right?"
another mini-dragon with a thinner, sleaker tail and black-red wings appeared onto her other shoulder.

"hey, we're still a dragon, no matter how you slice it! besides, aren't there general rules that say "don't commit crimes against your own kind?"
"what?! where'd you hear that?! that's a stupid idea! it doesn't matter what race you are, idiot."
"says the dragon who ate fifty pounds of steak last week."
"it was not fifty! and besides, animals are different!"
"ah, but you forgot: we are animals. so should we be treated differently?"
"that's not my point!"

kiki left her consciouses fighting, and wandered into a library. finally, one of the few places where humankind stored their knowledge, she thought as she flipped through the pages of the ever amusing graphic novel.

ooc: yes, the last part's supposed to contradict itself. no i don't care. sorry if this seemed too long

Up on the corners of the library, young Ash Ketchup (Ketchum*) stared the girl reading the graphic novel.

"What do do... what to do..." the crazy troll thought to himself. "I already caused havoc with Pikachu. Maybe this time I can burn down this whole building with my Charizard. Kekekekeke. I should totally piss of Drag to the point where he wants to kill me too.. Oh well. I wonder if " Ash Ketchum vanished into the night again. Wonder ifCRAM understood my Desu message. There was something secret in there."

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AND, the Night has ended.

Ash Ketchum was walking around being totally retarded when he saw...

...A WILD BIDOOF.

He decided it wasn't worth it, he already 30 of those things anyway...besides, he was running out quick balls.

In other news...nobody died. Carry on with the lynches.

Oh, during the night, someone attached a metal rod to Drag3ndz pointer finger. This rod bends to show a picture of Ash Ketchum. No matter where Drag3ndz tried to point, it would also mislead the (rather stupid) town council to believe he was voting. As a result, Drag3ndz is forced to Vote: Ash Ketchum for the day. This will wear off only at the end of the day, and cannot be reversed/changed otherwise.

DAY 3 START

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Drag3ndz entered the scene with an angry face. "Some idiot put a stripper pole on me!" He was the first to say anything once someone came in the scene. "And why is it always Ash?"

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"FOTHER MUCKER!"

A loud and angy scream echoed through the town.

It originated to a very cranky Cram, deperately finnagling his keyboard and muttering combinations of the keys z,x, and c.

"SO YOU THING YOU'RE SMUCKING FART! I'LL SHOW YOU REFUTING!"

A soft "Too Strong" came from the speakers and Cram thrust his hand to his wrinkled forehead.

"14 time already!" He looked closely at the chibi parading around, air-humping ad the match ended.

If it wasn't for SPONGEBOB, I would be foucused and I would have only lost SEVEN times!"

Cram banged his fist against the wall and a small crater began to form as the drywall cracked off.

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1 for Ash
1 for Spongebob
1 for Cram

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Drag3ndz walked to the town, "What now?" He saw Cram, acting all angry and whatnot. He tapped his shoulders, "What happened this time?"

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Drag3ndz wrote:: Drag3ndz walked to the town, "What now?" He saw Cram, acting all angry and whatnot. He tapped his shoulders, "What happened this time?"

"SO IT'S BEEN YOU WHO'S BEEN KIDNAPPING THE TOWNSPEOPLE!" Spongebob gasped, unsheathing his mighty spatula... from his pants. Thankfully, it was the metal kind.

"I WILL NOT CONDESCEND TO THE LIKES OF YOU!"

VOTE: DRAG3NDZ (He's the mafia)

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kiki stepped into the room to find utter chaos, which was always amusing. she leaned against the doorway, supressing a grin. "it's amusing that mortals accuse each other for even the slightest of wrongdoings," she smirked.

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Wow, you all DO have problems just sticking to one person...

Cram just wants to kill Spongebob for reasons ~~retarded~~ unknown
Drag is forced this round
Ash is being an ass and not voting for himself already.
.sickling. is just playing
kiki. is busy irl
and darklink is lurking, maybe, if not inactive altogether

also an anonymous man stepped into the room and smacked kiki across the face

"you know, you're just another one of them now...and you think THIS is amusing?"

The man handed her a book, a small book, a short read, but a book nonetheless. It's contents included the following story:

Spoiler:

DraconicDescendant wrote:: Love...

Hate...

Birth...

Death...

Dan Rather...

Spongebob...

I'm Dan Rather, and I AM THE NEWS.

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The skies over Verona have turned blood red. The streets are empty, devoid of all life. Fair Verona has become a ghost town. Over the course of 10 days, the town has been attacked by the mafia, werewolves, aliens, zombies, and vampires, as well as bombers. Everyone who isn't dead is a sleeper agent mafia member, werewolf, alien, zombie, vampire, or a combination of several of those...Except for the legendary few that survived the brutal onslaught.

Suddenly, all of the legions of Spongebob's army stop, and they begin to gather. They gather in the graveyard, in a giant circle. They all speak with one voice, and they all think with one mind. They begin to chant...

"TREE STUMP TREE STUMP TREE STUMP TREE STUMP TREE STUMP TREE STUMP"

It begins to rain. But it isn't normal rain. It is a rain of blood. The wind picks up, and thunder can be heard in the distance, as well as a cackling laugh.

A portal to a different dimension suddenly opens. The souls of the soldiers of Spongebob's dark army are sucked in, each a piece of the dark lord...

The army stands at attention, eyes blood red, throats bloodthirsty. They wait, for the new leader of the world.

Spongebob emerges from the netherworld. "Sorry I'm late everybody, I was having an engaging conversation with Yog-Sothoth and the other elder gods. But anyway, we need to get down to business. BRING ME THE CHILDREN!!!"

The legions break, members returning with terrified crying children. They line up in front of Spongebob.

"BRING ME THE FIRST CHILD!!!"

A little boy is pushed to the front. The boy sobs something incoherently.

"Would you like a krabby patty?"

"I WANT MY MOMMY!!!"

"Too bad, that's not the correct answer."

Spongebob bites the child's head off. Blood erupting from the stump where it used to be. The crowd cheers. "Your soul belong to me," proclaims Spongebob as he throws the corpse into the portal. The horrific ritual is repeated several more times, before the legendary hero appears...

"SPONGEBOB!!!!"

Spongebob looks up. "Who dares to challenge me?"

"I DO!!!"

A man steps over the horizon. He is dressed in combat boots, camouflage pants, a red bandanna tied around his head. He is shirtless, showing off his excellent six-pack and awesome pectoral muscles. His guns are huge, by guns I mean his arms, but he also has two AK-47's as well as bandoliers of ammo tied around his torso. A belt of grenades is tied around his waist. He holds a bowie knife in his hand.

"...The legendary hero..." Spongebob looks on, the slightest hint of fear crosses his face.

"You bet your sweet a$$. I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck. I'm Dan Rather, B*TCH."

Dan Rather immediately opens fire, shooting up Spongebob's army. But he is quickly being surrounded!

"NOW IS COWARD KILLING TIME!!!" Heavy Weapons Guy jumps down from a cliff over the cemetery, crushing several soldiers upon landing. He pulls out Sasha, and begins to shoot b*tches up. "MORE RUBBLE, LESS TROUBLE!!!"

Venser the Medic drops down with him, healing Heavy with a medigun.

"YOUR DOCTOR IS DEAD, MY DOCTOR IS STILL ALIVE!!! WHERE IS YOUR DOCTOR COWARD!?!?!?"

Over the horizon, Flandre Scarlet flies in. She obliterates a bunch of soldiers, and keeps going.

Dan Rather breaks an opening in the ranks with his rocket launcher, then he dropkicks a dinosaur alien in the chest and chops a b*tch's head off with his bowie knife.

"Fools, YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME!!!"

Spongebob's army retaliates, fighting harder than ever, claws and bullets roaring through the air. UFOs descend from the heavens, their lasers scorching the Earth. The heroes are quickly pushed back. All hope is lost as they are overtaken.

"PRO'S HERE." A Miranda appears over the horizon. "DID YOU FORGET ABOUT ME?"

PRO blasts away the soldiers overtaking the heroes with a laser, and then flips around and uses his boost to lightning rush through a fleet of UFOs, causing them to explode!

The ghost of Kitty flies in, possessing soldiers and forcing them to kill their friendlies! He works quickly to keep them confused, jumping from host to host with lightning speed!

Meanwhile, Heavy takes out Natascha, and dual wields it in combination with Sasha! He starts chewing up the army, mowing down anyone that gets anywhere near him!

Venser gets serious. "Now I will show you...MY TRUE FORM!!!" Venser's body explodes outward, expanding in mass exponentially! He grows until he stands nearly 20 feet tall! Scales form all over his body, as a long reptilian tail shoots out from the bottom of his spine! His hands and feet grow into claws! His head changes the most, to conform with his very large mouth with sharp pointy teeth! "I AM VENSER, HEAR ME ROAR!!! *ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAR*"

T-Rex Venser slams a row of soldiers with his tail, and gobbles up a mouthful of more soldiers!

Flandre tries to take live victims, so she can suck their blood, but she can't hold back her awesome power enough to avoid blowing them away and leaving smoking craters.

Dan Rather breaks through the last rank of the army, and stands before Spongebob. He opens fire with his AK-47s, but the bullets bounce harmlessly off of him!

"Fool, you cannot defeat me! I have absorbed so many souls, that my power is nearly limitless! Now, TREMBLE BEFORE MY ELITE GUARD!!!"

Lightning shoots from Spongebob's hands, zapping the graves of several people. They rise...

Dr. House, the alien dinosaur.

Bored2death, the robot.

FUCK YEAH Seaking, the bomber.

Pokota, the werewolf.

Shantotto, the little ferret thing.

Rag, the zombie.

Urahara, the alien dinosaur zombie with a monocle.

And Morshu, the alien dinosaur werewolf bombseller.

And Silverrida, but he wasn't interesting enough so Spongebob made him a ninja.

Just then, Heavy runs out of ammo. "THIS IS MY NEW WEAPON!!!" Suddenly, Heavy is covered from head to toe in titanium armor. Flamethrowers, miniguns, grenade launchers, rocket launchers, sentry guns, and needle guns come out of the battle suit, fully armed and loaded.

"OPTIMUS HEAVY IS CREDIT TO TEAM!!!"

"LITTLE LITTLE MEN, YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR ME, GO AHEAD AND CRY, BABY."

Heavy walks very slowly toward the portal, and Spongebob.

"ALL OF YOU ARE BABIES!!! ENTIRE TEAM, IS BABIES!!! YOU ARE SO SMALL, IS FUNNY TO ME!!! WHAT SICK MAN SENDS BABIES TO FIGHT ME!?!?!?"

Heavy bursts through the front line and blasts Spongebob, and his elite guard to pieces.

"I AM HERO!!!"

But Spongebob's scattered pieces fly back together, reforming Spongebob's body!

Dan Rather pulls out a buster sword. "LET THIS BE OUR FINAL BATTLE!!!" He charges forward. Spongebob pulls out a bastard sword, and they both jump into the air!

They move lightning fast, dueling like Dragonball Z characters.

Venser tears his way through the front line by stepping on everybody. Flandre takes out about half of Spongebob's remaining army with her first spellcard. "How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" Asks Flandre.
"I don't know, how many?" Responds T-Rex Venser.
"One, but it will take three episodes."

Suddenly, Dan Rather and Spongebob stand locked in the center of the field. Their blades heavily stressed. Both blades shatter at the same time, leaving them both unarmed.

"Quickly guys, let's help!"

T-Rex Venser runs forward, and roars. A laser beam shoots out of his mouth, engulfing Spongebob in pure, burning energy.

"SO MUCH BLOOD!!!" Heavy pulls out his invisible guns, and taunt kills Spongebob over and over! Spongebob is shot again and again, held in place by T-Rex Venser's laser! "POW!!! HAHA!!! POW!!! HAHA!!! POW!!! HAHA!!! POW!!! HAHA!!!"

PRO returns, WITH THE BIG BOMB!!! Flying in low, PRO drops it right on Spongebob. It explodes with extraordinary force.

Flandre steps forward. "And then there were none." Spongebob is hit by hundreds upon hundreds of bullets.

Everyone else is done, so Kitty possesses Spongebob, and forces himself to stab himself several times. "Ow, that hurt. OW! That did too. OW, this isn't very helpful."

Kitty unpossesses Spongebob, because stabbing himself hurts.

"THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD WILL BE SAVED FROM YOU AND YOUR INSANITY, FOREVER!!!"

Dan Rather runs straight up to Spongebob.

"OMNISLASH!!!"

Dan Rather slashes Spongebob again, and again, and again, until he's ready for the finisher.

"YOU DIE NOW!!!"

"I think not!"

Spongebob suddenly absorbs the souls of the rest of the captive children! Their innocence nourishes him back to full health! His cuts and wounds instantly heal, and he is energized! Spongebob knocks Dan Rather's blow aside with one hand. He grabs Dan Rather, and jumps through the portal with him!

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Spongebob and Dan Rather are alone, surrounded by eternal black void. They float for what seems like millennia, or it could only be several seconds, time is distorted.

Spongebob floats over Dan Rather. "Guess what Dan."

"I will kill you...Even if it means being alone here forever."

Spongebob leans close to Dan Rather, and whispers into his ear.

"You can't kill me, Dan, I am you."

"NO!!! THAT CAN'T BE!!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!"

Spongebob grabs his face, and peels it off. He throws his latex mask onto the ground, revealing his true face.

Dan stares into his own visage.

"No....NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

"HELLO ME!!! DAHAHAHAHAHAH DAHAHAHAHAHAHA DAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA DAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!"

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Dan sits up in his bed, awakened from his nightmare.

"...Was, was it all just a dream? It had to have been!"

Dan walks over to his window. He looks out onto Verona, unchanged, peaceful. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, there is no crime. He sighs in relief.

"It was all just a dream..."

Dan rather walks over to his closet to get dressed for work. But as soon as he opens the closet door...He screams...

"AAAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!! What is this body doing in here!?"

The body of Dr. House hangs in the closet, he was the first victim of the mafia. But then Dan notices something. He notices that he is covered in blood. Not only that, he notices that a knife is in his bed. A knife bearing his bloody fingerprints...

"No...IT CAN'T BE..."

"Fnord."

Dan freezes, his mind awakening upon the utterance of the trigger word implanted in his mind.

"What do you require of me, Lord Spongebob?"

Spongebob steps out of the shadows. "Dan, it's time for you to spread the word. I'm the new ruler of the world."

"Yes sir."

And now your Channel 7 Verona News with Dan Rather.

I'm Dan Rather.

ALL HAIL SPONGEBOB. KNEEL BEFORE SPONGEBOB, AND LET HIM CONVERT YOU TO BE A PART OF HIS LEGION. ACCEPT THE NEW WORLD ORDER. BRING IN YOUR KIDS, SO SPONGEBOB MAY TEACH THEM INSANITY. REMEMBER TO VOTE DEMOCRAT, BECAUSE ONLY LIBERALISM CAN FIX WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE COUNTRY. LET THEM RAISE TAXES 2% ON PEOPLE WITH ENOUGH MONEY TO OWN MORE THAN ONE NFL TEAM. TREAT ALL RACES AS EQUALS. I'M DAN RATHER, AND I LIKE MEN.

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Dan Rather shoots out of bed. After observing his surroundings once more and making a safe assumption that he's awake, Dan Rather turns on the light.

Spongebob is next to his bed.

"I'M READY, I'M READY!!! DAHAHAHAHAHAHA DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

^if you aren't going to make your scenes as screwy as that, don't even bother^ (jk, jk)

I decided to throw this in here just for your entertainment, obviously this is one of the IWBTM endings, but oh well.

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Drag3ndz just stared at Spongebob, "Oh hi mister crazy-attacker. No I won't be voting you off. Not like I have a choice." He puts his hand on Cram, "Really, what the hell did you do now? Did you hit yourself against something again? You really got to be careful."

He looked at Spongebob, "How the hell is asking what someone did immediately targets me as the mafia? You didn't trust me from the start. Neither did I... for I have THIS!" He brings out a very old issue about a couple months ago. There was a photo of Dan Rather. "SEE! SEE!? I HAVE- Oh, it was just the news article on how he got promoted. Never mind, screw that. Thought I got the right evidence." He simply just tossed it in the trash can, oblivious of the further info that would have done something.

OOC: Kudo please put that in a spoiler. It's really stretching out the page a bit too much. ^^;

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Drag3ndz wrote:: OOC: Kudo please put that in a spoiler. It's really stretching out the page a bit too much. ^^;

NO, IT'S TOO EPIC TO BE SPOILERED (jk, jk, alright, done)

btw, you guys are still too bound to your (fail) RP ways. This is mafia, OOC isn't needed to talk things like strategy over how and why you're voting someone, if anything you should convince each other to agree or disagree further, it's no fun if you go at random. (not saying to throw any character action posts out, but they shouldn't be the main point of the game) but play how you wish :/

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"I can't do anything. I'm in a force vote," he told the sky that was suddenly talking to everyone.

Alright fine. We'll stop OOCing. Geez.

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Kudo wrote:: also an anonymous man stepped into the room and smacked kiki across the face

kiki looked surprised. "did you just slap me?" she asked incredulously, and punched the guy in the face. "and don't you DARE group me with them!" her voice roared, and she immediately started to beat the living [insert word of choice] out of the stranger.

she turned around to face the other mafia hunters. "either way, i don't really care who we kill off. just kill them off," she snapped.

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Kudo wrote:

Drag3ndz wrote:: OOC: Kudo please put that in a spoiler. It's really stretching out the page a bit too much. ^^;

NO, IT'S TOO EPIC TO BE SPOILERED (jk, jk, alright, done)

btw, you guys are still too bound to your (fail) RP ways. This is mafia, OOC isn't needed to talk things like strategy over how and why you're voting someone, if anything you should convince each other to agree or disagree further, it's no fun if you go at random. (not saying to throw any character action posts out, but they shouldn't be the main point of the game) but play how you wish :/

kiki.i wrote:: kiki looked surprised. "did you just slap me?" she asked incredulously, and punched the guy in the face. "and don't you DARE group me with them!" her voice roared, and she immediately started to beat the living [insert word of choice] out of the stranger.

The anonymous man suddenly coughed...blood..."I'm going to go get some fresh air" he walked out, ignoring the pathetic little girl attempting to beat him up (sorry, without being a dragon, this is one NPC you can't really do shit too)

He walked out, farther, until he reached the outskirts of the town, an anonymous mafia dude (none of you) came out and shot him...but missed a critical point as the man survived, although the amount of blood he was losing and the damage done to his internal orgains suggested he only had a few minutes left to live. Then he and the anonymous mafia dude were hit by a speeding car (there are cars?) and THEN had a heart attack.

The autopsy simply said: Cause of Death- Hit by a Train that appeared out of nowhere.

be happy kiki, he died anyway

kiki.i wrote:: she turned around to face the other mafia hunters. "either way, i don't really care who we kill off. just kill them off," she snapped.

AGHDSALKFJDSLKA DO SOMETHING

New options of voting:
Random- the wheel of fortune shall choose who you vote for.
Bandwagon- will automatically vote for whoever has the most (if it's a 2-6 way tie, it will be the same as random)

Day will end tomorrow at 3:00 PM. If it's still a tie, I will send it through RNG, and you don't want that.

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Ash sat on a rock. He was disappointed because he couldn't think of anything to do.

"Dang it Ash Ketchum! Why can't you think of anything today but tormenting Drag?" He continued to sit on that rock in his thinking pose for the next few hours.

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Drag3ndz came in the scene, "Hey Ash. You know where anyone is? I wanted to ask them what I should do for the weekend."

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Pikachu wrote:: Ash sat on a rock. He was disappointed because he couldn't think of anything to do.

"Dang it Ash Ketchum! Why can't you think of anything today but tormenting Cram?" He continued to sit on that rock in his thinking pose for the next few hours.

it's not night, you can't change who's forced to vote after you've already decided that night.

your vote on the other hand, can be changed to yourself if you wish

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Kudo wrote:

Pikachu wrote:: Ash sat on a rock. He was disappointed because he couldn't think of anything to do.

"Dang it Ash Ketchum! Why can't you think of anything today but tormenting Cram?" He continued to sit on that rock in his thinking pose for the next few hours.

it's not night, you can't change who's forced to vote after you've already decided that night.

your vote on the other hand, can be changed to yourself if you wish

OOC:

Edited.

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ok then

2 for Ash
1 for Spongebob
1 for Drag

around 4 and 1/2 hours left

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Neku just so happened to be lurking around for no apparent reason when he sees something he will never ever forget, he sees who the mafia is, but he forgets it in the morning, and he was too stupid to right himself a reminder about it... FAIL.

"DANGIT! HOW COULD I FORGET?! Oh well I'm just gonna pick Drag3ndz."

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"Pick me if you will. But I'm still question why Spongebob is still alive."

Vote: Spongebob

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Drag3ndz wrote:: "Pick me if you will. But I'm still question why Spongebob is still alive."

Vote: Spongebob

Wrong, force vote today.

2 Ash
2 Drag
1 Spongebob

there are around 2 hours left

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Oh still day 3? I thought it was next day.

Kudo wrote:: be happy kiki, he died anyway

Be more clear next time.

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Drag3ndz wrote:

Oh still day 3? I thought it was next day.

Kudo wrote:: be happy kiki, he died anyway

Be more clear next time.

it's an NPC...if I were to say it's the next day I would have bolded "Night 3" but I haven't done that yet now have I? Also would've changed the Title twice to night 3, then Day 4.

I've been VERY clear about the Days and Nights so far, just check the bolded crap

Edit: I got Kiki's vote through a chat.

2 Ash
2 Spongebob
2 Drag3ndz

I've already sent in the randomizer and will post who dies and end this day in 1 and 1/2 hours

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and, DAY 3 IS OVER

It was a peaceful day...NOT you already saw all the random crap that happened, anyway, the people sent in their votes...a 3 way tie...so the town council picked one of the three out of the hat, that person was lynched.

Spoiler:

IT IS NOW NIGHT 3

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what is wrong with you kiki? why would you vote
Drag? Most uncool.

Seriously, one more vote to Spongebob (again) and bye -bye creepy ass sponge. Hell you could have voted for Neku! > Neutral

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Cram wrote:: what is wrong with you kiki? why would you vote
Drag? Most uncool.

Seriously, one more vote to Spongebob (again) and bye -bye creepy ass sponge. Hell you could have voted for Neku! >

...I'm sorry...but I am not amused by your derp post

Before Kiki vote:
2 Ash
2 Drag3ndz
1 Spongebob (remember, Drag3ndz attempt to vote him didn't count since he was already forced to vote Ash)

After Kiki vote:
2 Ash
2 Drag3ndz
2 Spongebob (kiki's vote went here if you somehow didn't figure that out)

*ahem* DERP

EDIT: Important Notice! Due to some events to speed-up the game...and some other factors that made it so there would be no difference no matter what...

the mafia struck once more tonight, yes they actually did something unlike last night. Someone died.

A metal spatula stuck in the victim's head...

Spoiler:

Also, Cram is again forced to Vote: Ash Kethum

So...due to this auto-end...NIGHT 3 IS OVER, IT IS NOW DAY 4

that was fast

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"OHHHH night time!" yelled Ash Ketchum. The dark skies and the creepy atmosphere was Ash's favorite. He skipped along merrily to find what adventures he may face. 3 seconds later the sun is up.

EDIT***
"What the hell? I, Ash Ketchum of Pallet Town didn't even cause havoc in this city during night time. Oh well guess I can torment Cram. Hehehe."

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Cram wrote:: what is wrong with you kiki? why would you vote
Drag? Most uncool.

Seriously, one more vote to Spongebob (again) and bye -bye creepy ass sponge. Hell you could have voted for Neku! >

ooc:

i didn't know who to vote for; plus, this way, it's amusing XD

Admin Number of posts : 946 Age : 30 Registration date : 2008-10-23

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
SOMEONE VOTE ASH OFF! HES ATTACHING STRIPPER POLES TO MEEEE!!!!.

Moderator Number of posts : 538 Age : 30 Registration date : 2008-10-24

*chirp chirp* If i don't get all the votes soon, I'll kill Ash by auto-end

Day ends Friday after school

Moderator Number of posts : 538 Age : 30 Registration date : 2008-10-24

OK, Auto-end it is...DAY 4 HAS ENDED

Ash Ketchum has died, he was revealed to be

Spoiler:

Well, no sh*t.

3 Left, had the mafia been able to kill tonight, this would be the end of the game.

Instead, there is no cool-off time, this Night shall be faster than any Night in mafia has ever been!

IT IS NOW DAY 5

You saw that right, we're SKIPPING Night 4 *awesome face*

Lynch time, it's now or never, die if you don't. Everything and everyone alive is important somehow, the death of any of them will end the game, just let the mafia chose next night and it's almost guaranteed town loses...

LET LOOSE THE CHAINS OF HATRED AND SUSPICION, AND I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M USING ALL CAPS, IT'S LIKE YELLING, WEIRD HUH? Okay, okay, really.

Continue on people.

EDIT:

Spoiler:

Admin Number of posts : 946 Age : 30 Registration date : 2008-10-23

I Vote forr......

NEKU!

Obviously, kiki has already been the mafia, but since I know "god" likes to mind fuck us on a daily bassis, then the mafia would be kiki, however as "god" realizes that I would call him on his grand scheme of mind rapeage, he would pick Neku to be the mafia. Therefore,

"TIME TO DIE NEKU!"

Moderator Number of posts : 538 Age : 30 Registration date : 2008-10-24

Your logic keeps forgetting I sent all the roles out by RNG

1 Vote Neku

Valiant poster Number of posts : 303 Age : 30 Registration date : 2009-01-05

CRAM!!!!! I vote you... plz just count that as my vote cause it's late, I'm tired, and i don't wanna bother putting it in red... THANK YOU!!!

Valiant poster Number of posts : 205 Age : 31 Registration date : 2008-10-28

A new NPC has arrived. Pikachu!

You may harm him if you wish, but you are unable to capture him!

Moderator Number of posts : 538 Age : 30 Registration date : 2008-10-24

1 Vote Cram
1 Vote Neku

waiting on Kiki

Pikachu wrote:: A new NPC has arrived. Pikachu!

You may harm him if you wish, but you are unable to capture him!

I approve of this NPC, carry on.

Valiant poster Number of posts : 405 Age : 30 Registration date : 2008-10-25

my vote: me.

sorry cram, i just had to do this XD

Moderator Number of posts : 538 Age : 30 Registration date : 2008-10-24

THIS IS THE END OF THE GAME

1 Vote Kiki
1 Vote Neku
1 Vote Cram

...the randomizer spun...but at the last second, Neku changed his vote...to Kiki! (Yes he told me this at school)

2 Votes Kiki
1 Vote Neku

As a result, Kiki was sent to hang, she struggled hard but it was useless. Without her dragon powers or any whatnot, her arrogant self proved to be more bark than bite as her neck hung on the pole...

Kiki has died, she was...

Spoiler:

And with only two left...Neku announced himself, the mafia! The victor of this game!

His role revealed:

Spoiler:

And so the game ended...he went up to Cram for the last kill, to be the last standing...

But instead, a sudden ray of light appeared on Cram...temporarily blinding him of course. The feeling was horrid, it was like having to stand next to really really hot girl constantly saying insults towards him, and talking in a "likelikelikelikeandsolikelike" fashion. He pulled out a handgun and shot himself in the head.

It wasn't a handgun, it was the evoker he stole from Kudo Round 1

His almighty persona appeared, an alien dinosaur zombie with a monocle. And thus his role in mafia was revealed!

Spoiler:

GAME OVER
TOWN WINS
FOOL WINS
MAFIA LOSES

You know, I was hoping this would happen when I made Cram's role. This game turned out great, thanks for playing.

Side Note: I did a randomizer anyway to see what would happen if Darklink didn't change his vote.

Cram would've died and Mafia would've won. Nice job Phones.

Purposely didn't change title to say who won just so you could all get the full effect.

Moderator Number of posts : 661 Age : 31 Registration date : 2008-10-24

O I C WHAT U DID THAR!

Nice roles. Though I wished the death scenes were funnier. Sure enough the last one was awesome, but it would have been a lot more fun seeing how the others died.

Admin Number of posts : 946 Age : 30 Registration date : 2008-10-23

YUS!

I love my Persona btw, my personality is SO like that of an alien zombie dinosaur with a monocle

Senior Member Number of posts : 104 Registration date : 2009-07-10

That was goddamn hilarious. Well played Kudo and muppets, well played.

First and last kill of the game had personas. WHO SAW THAT ONE COMING? Also dammit Kudo, why is only my death listed on the first post? Did you just say F%CK IT after that?

Moderator Number of posts : 538 Age : 30 Registration date : 2008-10-24

zandyne wrote:: That was goddamn hilarious. Well played Kudo and muppets, well played.

First and last kill of the game had personas. WHO SAW THAT ONE COMING? Also dammit Kudo, why is only my death listed on the first post? Did you just say F%CK IT after that?

since nobody really said anything about it (until now) I didn't really go through it, eh, I'll throw in all the roles in there now anyway.

Valiant poster Number of posts : 303 Age : 30 Registration date : 2009-01-05

balls...

Moderator Number of posts : 661 Age : 31 Registration date : 2008-10-24

Alright. Zandyne wants to host the next Mafia game in a Resident Evil theme. I'll try to bring seventhfonist again now that his computer is fixed again!

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