Well, how about you recall a scene from a videogame/ manga/ anime and rewrite it so that it fits you better!
Here's an example...
GAME: PERSONA 4
Mako...You have faced your shadow and have gained the facade used to brave life's hardships...From the sea of your soul has risen the persona Seiten Taisei: The monkey king!
"This is my power huh? Hmm...Wait a moment! I'm...A MONKEY?!"
He fell unconsious.
Or...
ANIME: YUGIOH
Kaiba: Now I summon all of my blue eyes!
Cram: I assume you attack huh?
Kaiba: WHy wouldn't I?! NOW BLUE EY-
Cram: AH-ah-ah! I use enchanted javelin, majic cylinder, and poison of the old man (heal 1200)
Kaiba: What the-?
Cram: Now die mother f*cker!
Kaiba: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Kaiba loses 3000 lifepoints
so just think about it