Cram's Movie

In short it'll probly be a robot chiken-style, gag-a-second type movie. buyt mostly itll be an over dramatic scene compilation. submit ideas for skits. Please use numbers fo the actors. I have two skits so far ill post them soon

This sounds fun. Hopefully we can get a slot for filming time.

Kudo's movie needs a chance too, though.

Oh The Drama

1: actor one 2: actor two and so on

Scene opens with 1’s head buried in arms Med shot

2: oh *zoom* mah *zoom* GAWD *zoom*
Zoom out
What happened?

1: I…I…
2: Yeah?
1: I…was strapped to a wall, and forced to eat… A BANNANA! *cries*
2: THAT BASTARD!

Transition

1: *comes in slaps 2 *
2: you bitch!
1: whore!
2: Slut!
1: hussie!
2: *slaps*
*Pause*
1 and 2 Sissy slap each other

Transition

1: -begins monologing- ...as the camera begins to zoom in dramatically on my face and- HEY! WATCH IT! TOO CLOSE! -pushes camera away-

somewhere we must insert a random explosion (you agree with this yes?)

Kudo wrote:

somewhere we must insert a random explosion (you agree with this yes?)

Homemade pipe bomb?
Homemade thermite?

-Transition-

1: HaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
2: SHUT UP! I'M WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z, GOKU!

-Transition-

1: Oh no... It's that guy! HE'S SMILING! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

-Transition-

+ Two people are firing at each other. Third and evil person is the spectator of the match from another room.
3: Yes! Kill each other! Only one of you will survive out of my dungeon-
+ Person 1 shoots person 2 in the crotch.
2: AUUUUGH! WHAT THE ***** MAN?!
1: Oh my god! I am SO sorry!
3: I know you guys are trying to kill each other, but... That is not cool, man. You should at least shoot him in the head.
1: I was aiming for his left leg so he would fall over and slam his head onto the table he's using as a barrier-
3: You know what? You're sick dude. I- I'm just not going to hang out with you anymore.
+ As person 3 leaves off screen, he was shot by person 1.
1: You shouldn't have walked out of your "absolutely safe" room!

-Transition-
1: With my right hand, I'll take a potato chip. With my left hand, I'll take a potato chip. Then I'll take a pen...
+ Person picks up pen and puts it near mouth.
1: ...AND EAT-
+ As person bites on pen, he falls down on the floor with a tooth ache.
1: AUGH! AGH! OWWWW! WHO THE HELL REPLACED THE VOICE CLIPS?! AAAAAHHHGU!

thats good!

It will be called "Teh Drama of Absolute Awesomeliciousicityness"

+A gunner is running by enemies and started blasting every opponent in sight.

Gunner: "Ha! I am unstoppable! Not even God can help you now!"

+Meanwhile, two people are playing a videogame with the gunner as the playable character.

Person 1: I gotta take a whiz! You do the running AND shooting!
Person 2: "W-wait! I can't do this by myself!"

+As person 1 leaves the controller to another room, guy starts crashing into inanimate objects.

Gunner: "What's going on?! My legs!"

+Gunner starts running against almost anything in sight: Stacked boxes, enemies, bombs.

+Person 1 came running back.

Person 1: "I'm back! What'd I miss?"

Gunner is lying on the ground nearly dead. He shoots himself in the head resulting in an automatic game over. Person 1 is looking at the screen with jaws hanging.

Person 2: "Nice going, jackass. Now we have to start all over! You could at least pause the game!"

=TRANSITION=

+Three people are fighting a boss. Person 2 goes in front.

Person 2: "I'm going to try my new skill!"
Person 1: "Wait... WHAT?!"

+Person 2 brought out lots of coins. Person 2 starts throwing all of them, resulting in only 3000 gold thrown.

Person 3: "...What the hell?"

+Boss got greedy and started picking up the thrown coins.

Person 1: "What the ****?!"

+Person 1 starts choking person 2!

Person 1: "YOU WASTED MY ******* MONEY! UAAAAAAHHHH-"

BAM! Person 3 shot Person 1 in the head.

Person 3: "...Weegee..."